
Ben Townsend
LeadSinger/Songwriter/Maniac?
Born in Newport Beach, Cali. Ben Townsend always dreamed about being normal but he was too stupid and failed out of school. Not able to make it in the real world, this beatnick spends most of his time screaming into microphones. He was asked about swine flu recently to which he responded "About 30,000 Americans die from suicide every year. What's the swine flu got on that? Maybe the CDC should concentrate more on making people happy."

Todd Ogden
LeadGuitar/Vocals/Songwriter/Badass?
Born in Scottsdale Arizona Todd Ogden is an amazing Developer who happens to play Guitar. His ability to Design new Neighborhoods and Fabulous Golf Course Communities has Landed him on various Mag covers. He spends his spare time rehabbing rundown commercial prop into low income housing. Speaking on recent trip to Boulder Colorado Todd replied to an angry teacher at Colorado University "You're so ugly you should get pretty women tattooed all over yourself."

Nathanael Hansen
BassGuitar/Spiritual Leader and Life Coach
Born in Colorado Springs, CO Nathanael is a Mathematician and is currently figuring out things in his mind that will save mankind. He is a Super Hero and spends most of his time “Clark Kenting” it around the Office. Of course we will all find out one day but in the meantime he plays bass. Than recently scolded a journalist "I know it's hard for people like you to understand what's going on in the real world when you are concentrating so hard in the mirror."

Eric Davis
Drummer/Master of the Erotic Pulse
You will submit to the will of this mad scientist of percussion, this rythmic medicine man. Dex don't know shit when it comes to the throbbing technical translations of funk. Eric will chip away at what is not to find what is in the sculpture of your soul. This cosmic worlock has a plan and we're all in it."You can judge a man by the size of his motorcycle engine."